Children's Author Lisa Mullarkey
~Just Beachy Jokes!~
Why are gulls named seagulls? If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels!
What's the best day to go to the beach? SUNDAY!
Where does a ship go when it's sick? To the DOCK!
Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning? Jellyfish!
Where do rocks like to spend summer vacation? Pebble Beach!
Where does a fish go to borrow money? A loan shark!
Where do ghosts like to swim? The Dead Sea.
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwitch!
What does a shark eat for dinner? Fish and ships!
Do you have any beach jokes you'd like me to add to this page? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.